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When news first broke that Tiger Wood‘s main mistress, Rachel Uchitel was a UNH Grad, we were all suprised and campus was abuzz about it. It made not only the campus paper but the local paper. Not only has she remained in the headlines, she is a hot mess and has continued to her famewhore status with an appearance on Celebrity Rehab…

If that wasn’t enough, this weekend, news broke that Tiger’s alleged new girlfriend is a 22 year old former UNH volleyball player, Alyse Lahti Johnston (she did transfer to Ohio State and graduate from there) BUT she still was at our school. She is also 17 years his junior but whose counting? I was going to post a picture but all i keep coming across is her mugshot from a recent DUI and i’m not that cruel.

Apparently Tiger has a thing for us Wildcats…. Or perhaps it is just for girls who resemble is ex-wife? But let’s face it, Elin is better off. Even though it has come out as untrue, i still picture her chasing him out of their house with a golf club and hitting him,  because it would have been AWESOME. You keep doing you, girl! Don’t let all this new media bring you down again, keep moving forward- which is probably a lot easier in your new 12.2 million, 7,178-square-foot home in North Palm Beach, Fla.